how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
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I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
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How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Never underestimate the power of titties
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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