is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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