I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
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