The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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