Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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