Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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