She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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