Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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