what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
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You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
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If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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