He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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