no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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