I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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