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I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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