Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
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