i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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