Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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