Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
It's just like the Real World with babies
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
