Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
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We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
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Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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