I CAN MOONWALK!
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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