Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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