Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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