I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
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