CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
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Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
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Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
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