All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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