we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
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I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
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Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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