It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
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