I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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