My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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