I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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