Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
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and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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