Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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