Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
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Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
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Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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