"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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