morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
i think my cat just said my name.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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