and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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