fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Also, beer. Big fan.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Randomize
