so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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