It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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