What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Randomize
