i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
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Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
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Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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