We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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