i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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