butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
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