Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
