Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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