Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
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i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
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like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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