Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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