I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
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It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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