no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
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I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
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Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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