they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
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