i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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