I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
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OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
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I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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