He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
Randomize
