R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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