I swear she didn't look like that last week.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
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i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
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I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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