You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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