don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Dicks are not precious.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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