He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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